Kanela in MMC 97

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Whats Common Between Phrenic Nerve and a Mango

This one is from E-Coli: Nostalgia at MMC

This was during anatomy dissections, which genuinely bored me no

end.So we were exploiting our time in personal development
programmes, GK, whats the good word or some stuff like that.
One afternoon some enlightened soul realised that we were looking
into only the mind side of the personal development programme and
ignoring the body side.After agreeing with the realisation we tried
to explore our options. The mango and papaya tree in the backyard
was too inviting. We , hunted like a hungry predators. stones were
rained, mangoes collected and a few inc myself climbed the trees
much to the resonating giggles of few girls.
ye alnode...
everyone looked and we ourselves were having so much fun that , as
they say we never looked back. And when we did actually look back
there was something at a distance tht looked like chowdegowda.
everyone scattered, but some were caught including myself.But It was
all so confusing to all of us including chowde himself.

[And I must share here about terms of endearment with chowde; I
strongly suspected that he thought i was a studious kid or something
like that.I even recall what made him think that way.
Well we all know chowde, he is all about spaces and spaces between
spaces.
This goes within that while that comes through this etc.
So he on the first week or so, came and asked our table what is
common to teres major minor and corocobrachialis i think? although
me and patar were the most shabby looking idiotic guys , somehow he
chose me...and even today i feel it was jesus christ himself who
helped me with the answer, so i answered they all have common origin
from scapula .he was impressed to such an extent that he never asked
me anything after that during the whole year.kindly note this was
the first week and although the answer seems basic now it was a
philosophical concept then.So i was telling u that he didnt ask me
anything after that, well he did actually,
during that afternoon of teh fruit plucking sessions-. he asked me
what is happening?
i swear to god ive never been more confused all my life that i was
then,i had thought he saw me having all the fun and i was going to
be sheela naiks verbal victim etc and there was asking me what was
happening? . But he asked me again what is going on? that convinced
me that he didnt know we were stealing fruits....it was at that
exact moment love bhushan gupta made a mithun chakravarthy entry and
i told chowde in my most innocent tone that love bhushan gupta was
stealing fruits in spite of our repeated warnings.
I think he got the usual chowde mouthful.But unfortunately after a
mass confession session since we were indirectly(his consclusion)
involved he asked me and sajith to write imposition about route of
phrenic nerve from the manual.

Ive had many interesting moments in MMC, But im trying to chronicle
it chronologically .Even today i can almost relate phrenic nerve to
a mango.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

SCVD-Society for Visually Challenged Doctors

Since every soul resting in this site is busy presenting papers ....me too has decided to enter the bus.the SVCD(society of visually challenged doctors;SVCD, has a strong presence in our campus.....largely supported by the" REDS"a party akin to a chamaeleon which never changes its colour.under the aegis of SVCD of whom i have been made a passively submissive member we only get one newspaper in english THE HINDU {and many other regional mallu papers}.HINDU which was launched under PREMATURE voluntary retirement scheme , if u read it for 2 or 3 months u feel u are going to retire ......plain words jing e illa paper alli.aam juntaa may remember the times in mmc wen we used to get THE ASIAN AGE ,papr which was so SCENIC ...... but times ...they are chang'in ......if SVCD continues in my life i will sure .....ATROPHY

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Drug of Choice

Everybody interested in chicks not birds........anyway surgeon general's warning.....drug of choice for bird flu is fluconazole.......

Days, as Suggala calls them

U meet a mmcian after he metastasises ,no matter how different u were....still ur basic instincts remain the same(pucca mmc style).i was surfing in my hostel net centre wen i sat on a system next to our old mmc senior.u know as we all share the same family tree some atavism sure does happen.we discussed an incident which happnd in our hostelmess.as we all remember our night jing in the hostel.once it so happened that the full hostel was watching jing.......it was arnd 12.30 night.....suddenly security came barging in ...."saar policeavaru bandidaare" ....frantically the guy in charge of remote shifted the channel to udaya news......and wen the police guy entered the mess he was psyched up to see that the whole hostel was watchin UDAYA channel. ...that too news.there is an old mmcian adage"u can take a man out of mmc,but u cannot take mmc out of a man"......keep the faith.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

aa bandeey: flashback series

This subject will surely flash a smile in lower third
of ur faces.all of us remember that our hostel
security ; and his CALLS."room no 72 arun bg
......phone.......................AAA
BANDEEE.......".that was the time wen BG was at his
best {so was cellar gang}& in those pin drop silent
atmosphere of hostel ,time wen the air was pregnant
with exam tension& suddenly the phone ,the drowsy
security takes the call & swiftly moves twards cellar
& shouts the same old punchline with some xtras"room
no 72 arun bg phooone" and before he steps out of his
room & responds;with lightening speed the cellar boys
croaked " AA BANDEEEE"followed by ground & ten top
&finally first floor. there used to be a sudden spike
of festive mood& above all a perfect break....at BG'S
XPENSE ...OF COURSE. Life was so informal
then.today the same same punchline has been buried in
the hostel's embers.Do u smell something
..........something is rotting ............

Kesava's 1st &last bday party: Flashback series

Kesava was a chubby guy in our batch.we all remember that during 1st &2nd yr we used to celebrate everybody's bday. kesav shenoy called everybody that day,gave sweets ,and generally was very happy. but dinga &chidu had different plans. mostly kesava mele samaa urkondidru aansutte.bday mugsidaadmeley lights off maadi kesavage kicks hoddu chaddi bitchu sambar haaki yella batchmategalu naai tara ursbittidru. kesava ge tatkollakaaaggilla .naai tara sittu banthu. avanu yellarnu odsoudu shuru maadbitta. paapa mathe yavaaglu bday hostel alli maadilla..........volle hudgaaa .eega kem alli carpenter kelsa sikkide. volle bonecutter aagtaane life alli.

All gas no bakw-ASS

Iam very happy that so many have responded to my AAM JUNTA message. first i would say sasriyakal to turban singh. Krishna gets the 2'nd applause from me.yes i totally agree with him that gokul is inhaling a lot of gas these days in the OT. IN fact he has the habit of releasing gas right from his WHAT GOKUL days.(remember he had once seen that nirodh condom box and asked "is that a suggestion box".....sooo sweet. yesterday i called him at nightand asked him what he was doing &he told me that he was sleeping but i know nan maga sullhellataidda actually he was *****ing. das i came to know that u r here even before u mailed me.I m waiting for ur call &marriage call. remember NS had once told a joke in our grad day that somone opened his toilet flush in london &at the same time there was a blast so he thought that the blast was becos of his flush,i think psyke sunila has flushed this time & u see there is a BLAST aadroo nan maga damar aaglilla.NS is in pune & u can contact him in PUNE GOVT LADIES HOSTEL. contact no illa aadre guarantee bangalore bandu he will contact kashi (MD dermat&venereal diseases). PATAR is in nimhans ,he is vary irritated bcos MT(who incidentally is also in nimhans)is constantly pestering him to get him a mp3 player.BY the way one side fact that RAVINDRA (yes our hari om) is in nimhans doing pediatric oncology postings.naan hellidde avarage , bangalore ge yak banddidira alli hubli alli ondhu prani idde PENREY ANTHA adu pediatric oo ide mathe solpa disa avan jathe idre brain tumour oo bandbidduthe. AAM JUNTA ge nanpu iddiya that wenever NS used to see penrey at shivu tea stall he used to tickle him & say "yelli muttidru noo sumne irtaane". ok samaa jasti bakwaas aaitu.mathe maataadaana.

General hi to mango masses(aam junta)

First to ns "please don't send repeat &poor jokes". Yeno vere bariyakkilva.BEscientific.next to sridhar kasma"thalleketskobeda, life alli yellargu good time barutte,ningu start aagide ". Next to patar "nan tara solpa net savvy aago", hutchaaspatre alli kelsa maadi neenu hucha aagbittidiyeno. this is to saga"nan magane call mado neenu idde planet alli idiya antha yellargu gottagbeku". For CD "solpa obg dept kindaa doora iro". for sandeepa"yeno doubtgalu bartaillva eech eechge". to psyche "mostly naavu next meet aagavudu ninna maduve ge". to krishna"hengiddiya smarty LONDONbridge mele flute baarstiddiya illva". to balu"NASA join aagbeda". to das "hodkottiddiya". to choo"yeddello malagabedaa". To gokul"innu pain &palliative huchu kadime aagillva". To suggal"saaku muchu".

DAS prakash paradise

According to chapter 44 para7 of kundalini yoga,if you
become a "DAS" or servant(hindi) to your karma then
there will be PRAKASH (light) in your life and it will
become a PARADISE. I am searching this DAS inside me.
NS , please be interested in bees & birds .ORGANISMS
NOT ORGASMS SHOULD BE YOUR
KARMA....................GODSPEED......SWAMI
SUGGALANANDA

Putty in a Kutty

One guy was shouting MAAR MAAR MAAR in the casualty,I looked sideways & thought he was going to hit somebody;then girisha told me that it means "side kodi side kodi" in malayalam. Girisha's ortho casualty is next to mine & we frequently meet in the emergency OT . my evening rounds finished at 8 pm & calicut rounds started at 9pm.there is nothing much to enjoy in calicut for a BPL guy like me except those big big 5 star hotels,where obviously i cannot enter 'cos they don't serve by2 tea &wills. today was a hectic day .One patient was dying in ICU,he was 99% gone until a pack of anaesthetists came &reversed the %.he survived & i was half dead, monitoring him . .GOODNESS F**K these mobile phones are like a collar around a dog, whenever you see one you instantly recognise that its a pet one.GOT A CALL,NEED TO MOVE

The Grasp-Unattended

According to OP Ghai PINCER grasp comes at 9 months of age .But SPINSTER grasp comes at 25 years;the milestone which most of us have not attained.

Evolution of Erection

Down the evolution primates became erect &man came into perfect existence. soERECTION IN EVOLUTION IS PERFECTION

Zing Patchak

Let me enlighten ur minds.In my vast sexperience on this subject &innumerable man hours spent in my lab i.e # 128 mmchm affiliated to mysore med school which has great penetrance in similar work; ifeel asexual or sexual everybody is interested in reproduction...even tb patients. bacteria lack brains so they are asexual(some exceptions) . as evolution proceeds the "A" SLOWLY DISAPPEARS &we reach this stage. Asexual reproduction may be a boon for say homosexuals,but its clinical utility is ....precisely...unknown. but asexuality still exists in some parts of india for eg. mmc hostel.This tittilating topic has been for debate in mmc for ages. Mmcians have practised it for ages...&the outcome is without any defects. BECAUSE of some reproductory offtrack MANY congenital defects are seen &they are cake&bake for surgeon daktars.As for ns ; he likes words like evolution ,ecology,biology ,psychosocial,&he diverts any topic towards these areas. Asexual or sexual he will definitely turn out to be sexual,homo or hetero may prefice. As for sundeepa my expert advice isDONT BE CONFUSED. PATAR HAS BECOME COMPLETELY ASEXUAL AFTER THOSE long hours in nimhans(at least i escaped). Gokul can inject thiopentone &convert anybody from sexual to asexual. At the climax i would like u people to practise ur positions again. Thus i rest my case

Synonyms for Sandeepa

oye sandeepa , gyana dweepa , mmc ka scientist , par kahani mein twist ,time to disco ,bcos ur going to san francisco. bst of luck

Patar&the Motorcycle Diaries

'"nimhans is such a dense forest"...these were my fleeting thoughts as i was reconciling myself . yet another time i had made the same blunder ..of..of..telling patar that i"ll meet him ..instead the other way around. six years of analysis on this creature and still he surprises you. finally after lot of search i could trace him to the pediatric neurology dept. "naii tara kelsa madthaidiya" were my 1st words...& probably my last too. he gave me an absence seizure look. well 1 thing i noticed about him was that he does all the work from class 1to 4 all by himself." loved by all hated by none" is apt to showcase his work in nimhans. it took 4hrs to get him out.he gave me a lift on his "aston martin" ,spearing thru the traffic of bangalore we reached mg road. confusion still prevailed on his mind & he was still more confused by pieces all around. after finishing our circus when we were returning back it started raining ..naiii bekku taraa. we braved thru it reached patars hostel.he started strumming some banal tunes. we became nostalgic about out ug days orchestra mad ads ns cd psyche das choo . patar desperately wants to start an orchestra. he loves jamming,but life has spun a web around him,he is hell busy with his work.friends life has deceived all of us.in this rat race to survive we just crush our creativity while life trickles through each &every layer of us.